PORN REVIEW: An Open Invitation

Starring: Lorelei Lee, James Deen, India Summer, Mickey Mod. AKA Sexy, Sexy, Sexy, and Sexy.

Orgasm Count: Seven.

I can’t remember what of this story I’ve told so I’ll just start from the beginning. I was at an event put on by the Center for Sex and Culture in San Francisco. I had gone because Jiz Lee talked about it on her blog and I thought I’d be able to go up to her and be like “hey I was at your Mills event thing and blahblahblah” but frankly the whole event intimidated the shit out of me.

Sacramento absolutely has an art scene. Sacramento also has a kinky scene. But if you were to be in Sacramento, go to a gallery completely devoted to sex, and find a woman suspended from the ceiling in the first room, it generally wouldn’t be appreciated. Especially when one went into the second room and found the figure drawing to be pretty provocative. The one I took home, the girl was wearing a snake and earrings. I got that one probably because they were out of the drawings of penis suits, strap-ons, and various acts of “we-don’t-take-ourselves-seriously” that made it awesome.

I didn’t know how to talk to anybody. Or interact with anybody. I’m a 21 year old girl, totally out of her home element, no alcohol in reach, and there’s a woman hanging from the ceiling. What was I supposed to say, “oh man, I didn’t expect San Francisco to be so hot in the middle of February?” If you were me, wouldn’t you be intimidated too?

But then I saw it. Amidst the silent auction items.

The porn I’ve been wanting since it came out. An Open Invitiation.

I bid ten bucks, and I was the only bid the whole night. I went back to that hostel room of mine stupid excited.

So the plot of the movie goes something like this (and I don’t remember character names so we’ll go with actor names): India and James are married. Their sex life is plain and boring. They meet Lorelei and Mickey, another married couple, and hit it off. They decide to go back to their place to hang out, and it turns out Lorelei and Mickey are swingers. There’s lots of partner swapping sex, and then India and James go home, have awesome sex, and decide that the whole ordeal was so hot that they have to find them again. India goes to work some time later, and finds out that Lorelei is her new client. They meet after work, have awesome lesbian sex. Some stuff happens here that I guess didn’t involve having sex so I don’t remember it. Then they go to a swinger’s party at the Armory and the next half hour to hour is plot-free but super hot sex. Fin.

It probably says a lot about this movie that, since I bought and watched it, it’s won a Feminist Porn Award (for Sexiest Straight Movie). I know I loved it. That orgasm count from the top? Yeah, that was in like a 24 hour period. In a room as hot as sin that was nearly making me heat sick. I didn’t even care. As the first porn I’ve ever bought, it definitely set a high standard. It wasn’t fake, it wasn’t boring, and despite the obvious fantasy quality to the story, the reactions and sexuality was real.

Also, James Deen, if you see this, we should have sex sometime. No pressure, we don’t have to do it like right now or anything. I’m just sayin, it should happen before we die.

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~ by Stefani Vonne on 07/11/2011.

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